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Post by Quigley Quagmire on Aug 20, 2007 18:09:38 GMT -5
The rules set forth by the Council of Elders in the Village of Fowl Devotees, enjoy 1:No hurting crows. 2: Anyone who breaks a rule is burned at the stake. 19: The only Pens acceptable within the city limits are the ones made from the feathers of crows. 39: It is illegal to make anything our of crow feathers. 67:No citizen is allowed to build or use any mechanical devices. 108: 141:All prisoners receive bread and water. 201:No Murdering. 461:The Council of Elders ht fudge sundays cannot have more than 15 pieces of nuts each. 492: The Council of Elders will only discuss things that are on the platform. 920: No one may talk while on the platform, unless they are a police officer. 1,742: No one is allowed to escape from jail 2,493: Any person who is going to be burned at the stake has the opportunity to make a speech right before the fire is lit. 4,562: Citizens are not allowed to use heir mouths for recreation. 19,833: No villains are allowed within the city limits.
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